Could My Life Be Like This With Jim Jones????

Detroit <3 Danny Brown. Danny Brown <3 Gucci. Gucci <3 Me!

Danny Brown...Danny Brown...Danny Brown...

Danny Brown is an official member of the Detroit Tastmaker's League. Here are a few reasons.

1. The Hot Soup LP produced by Nick Speed. I have about 8 copies of this thing I still listen to it just about everyday even a year after it's release.

2. The Danny Johnson LP coming out soon. I know it's going to be crack. I'm just waiting for him to hook me up with some leaks. But for now you can peep the leak on nahright.com where they show him some love for his work he's doing with Johnson & Johnson.

Copy and paste the link: (my hyperlink options are acting a little fugazi)

http://nahright.com/news/2009/05/20/danny-brown-ft-constantine-cant-find-my-mind-prod-blu-mainframe/


3. This mother fucker rocked the ILLEST Gucci Sweatshirt at the Black Milk Big Band Show at the Magic Stick. For those that missed it, his reggae set was PHENOM!!!!


(Pic courtesy of Jon A. )

After 100 Posts...This is Where I'm Vacationing From Blogging This Summer

I just have to remember to pack my neon pink bikini, hairspray, recyclable yarder and fake Chanel sunglasses...Brugh.

Get Your Blackberry's, Calendars and Day Runners

There is soooooo much stuff going on over the next week or so...it's hard to keep it all straight. But I promise I will keep you updated as new parties come up.

Wednesday May 13:

Noh Worry Wednesday @ The Bullfrog in Redford (Reggae & Classic Hip Hop. Hosted by Chief & Rusty Deyah with sounds by King Crispy and Roots Rock Sound)



Thursday May 14:


Producer Beat Battle & Uncle P's Birthday @ The Bullfrog in Redford



Wale, Colin Munro & Octane @ The Shelter



Friday May 15:


Black Milk @ The Magic Stick $5.... so sweet.



Saturday May 16:

I'M GOING TO A WEDDING!! (For the record the 1st wedding I've ever been to without Boobins...)

But what's poppin' after that?????

Sunday May 17:

Mayer Hawthorne Live @ Necto, Ann Arbor
(SO EXCITED FOR THIS! I wished for Stones Throw to bring Haircut home and it happened!!!!! This is going to be good!)



Tuesday May 19:

Private Record Release Party for Eminem. (Don't ask me for tickets or how to get in)



Wednesday May 20:

Red Bull Music Academy Info Session @ Nikki's Pizza Loft Space, Detroit (Got musical talent? Learn about How Red Bull is paying you to go to London England for free! Plus free booze & food. Hosted by Gillespie)



Noh Worry Wednesday (Each and every Wednesday @ the Bullfrog. Sounds by Roots Rock and King Crispy)

I would suggest getting on the text messaging list for this one)

Friday May 22:

Mayer Hawthorne a.k.a. Haircut spinning at the Bosco! Get there early. This will be packed!! It's gonna be soooo live!!!



Saturday May 23:

House Shoes is back in this bitch...Raising money for Ma Dukes

Coming Soon to A Store Near You: Detroit Taste Makers League Launch Party.

Why can't we do this shit in Detroit???? It takes Houseshoes, Mayer Hawthorne, Jackson Perry, IX & Buff to go to LA to have the livest parties IN A STORE???? What the fuck??? We have in stores, but nothing like this. Holla at me to plan your in store.

DTML International Selection: Fafinette!

French artist Fafinette is amazing. Her illustrations are hip, sexy and just plain awesome!

Check out some of her pieces...





If I was a Fafinette, I think this is what I might look like...(but if you can draw that looks more like me...holla...big boobs, glasses & dunks!!



She has come out with sneakers before, but they really didn't tickle my fancy until now. In October she will be coming out with 5 models of the Adidas Honey Mids. (Source: www.hypebeast.com)





Check out some of her work at: www.fafi.net

This is What Hip Hop Is ALL About.

(Big shouts to Kenny My God Complex for putting me on to this)

Now it's time to pay it forward. By the way... this video was a 1 Take Jake.

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

Eminem in Germany (*smh)

50 Can't Spit Water Through His 2 Front Teeth Anymore!!!

A muhfugga got VENEERS it looks like....ha!
But on a serious note, this is maybe the worst 5 minutes of entertainment ever.
Except for the stack of AF1's

My Imaginary Posse...

I used to listen to Wendy Williams (Drag Queen of All Media). She had this thing she called "A Friend In My Head". It's those celebrities you think you'd be friends with in real life if you knew them. Like one of my work bff's Marty...his BFFIHH (Best Fuckin Friend In His Head) is Kourtney Kardashian.



Marty: "I like her because is just real mean to everyone and shows no emotion. But I like Julia Louis Dreyfus, Wanda Sykes and Kathy Griffin...I like anyone that is really short apparently!"

Well here is my posse in my head...

BFF: Christina Applegate (I would have so much fun with her...Jus drinkin' booze and talkin' shit! And we can talk about how poorly we dressed in the late 80's early 90's)



My Back Up BFF: Cameron Diaz (We both kind of act like idiots, but we have the same taste in dudes. Unfortunately our friendship would not have lasted too long as I would have smashed with Justin behind her back on countless occassions. Anyone have Jessica Biel's phone number?)



My Guy BFF: Dave Chappelle (Tell me you wouldn't want to hang out w/ me and Dave??!!)


My Back Up Guy BFF: Kanye West (I <3 Kanye. He is def running neck and neck with Dave. We would talk about music and fashion all day. yessssss)



The One Guy Friend That Pretends to Be my Guy Friend, but really only wants to smash: TIE! (Ghostface & Jim Jones)




My Frienemy: Rihanna. (I'd be friends with her because we are both pretty. But I'd hate on her behind her back because she's prettier, rich, has more money and is better looking. But she jocks my hairstyle and the way I dress...bitch. But I'd wear really low cut tops around Chris Brown...until he smacked me then I'd kick him in the balls)



My Cool Friend that I am openly jealous of to the point of borderline girl crush: M.I.A. (I pretty much like everything about her.)


My One Friend that I borrow money from with no intention of ever paying back:
Lindsay Lohan: (She's so scatter brained she'd have no idea she co-signed for 3 new Yukon Denali's for me)



My One Friend I Borrow Clothes From: Salma Hayek. (Tits Man. Tits)



My One Friend that I get drunk with: Pink! (I know that if I say some dumb shit when I'm hammered, she'd easily woop someone's ass)


My One Guy Friend that I pretend to be friends with, but secretly lust after: Ryan Reynolds (It would go something like this: "O Ryan...Scarlett payin' you no mind, just rest your weary head on my cleavage, it'll be ok. Can I get you a glass of merlot?)


My one thug friend: Jim Jones (Repeat...We have a multi facited friendship)



My one friend with no friends but me: Amy Winehouse (The bitch can sing. She's a trainwreck, but she can sing)



My One Friedn from way back that I still talk to and compete with for life acheivements: Keisha Knight Pulliam (Me and Rudy been beefin' & competing since way back)



My one ghetto ass friend from myold neighborhood that I only go to strip clubs with:

Keyshia Cole (Nuff Said)



My one old friend that teaches me about life lessons and other old people shit:

Mort Crim (He's a wise old man)



My Boyfriend: Justin Timberlake (C'mon. I'm pretty predictable sometimes)


Boyriend #2: Pharrell Williams (<3)


Friend With Benefits: Paul Walker (I would never want him to talk for fear my education would regress by about 1 year everytime we had a conversation. So we'd just get our freak on)



My one lesbian friend that I know has a crush on me but won't admit it: (Missy)


My married couple friends that I can't stand hanging out with because all they talk about is being married and their kids and their dog and their house and their car:
Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos (Ug. If they could be anymore perfect I would probably vomit)



My one friend who isn't really my friend, but I claim that she's my friend because she's mad rich: Victoria Motherfucking Bekham. (I love her. I love her clothes. Her husband, her money. I stole her hairstyle before Rihanna did. Now if only I weighed about 9lbs.)



My one trainwreck friend who always drunk dials me: TIE! Britney Spears & Shia LeBouf




My one friend who ALWAYS gets into barfights: Colin Farrell I can picture him dragging me to every Irish Pub on the planet and just starting shit everywhere!!!



My Overly Dramatic Friend: Gary Coleman



Last but not least....

My one friend that I am ashamed of hooking up with that one night I had too many red bull and vodkas....

KEVIN FEDERLINE...

(I'm sorry, he may be a deadbeat low life, but I'd still smash. There's nothing better than a trashy white boy in a Yankee's fitted, wife beater and drinking coffee with a straw. Mo Dubbs would be so proud.)