Oprah Has Set Black Folk Back about 40 years.

Oprah gave out a coupon for free chicken?
What the fuck do you think would happen when black people found out about this shit?
Oh yes. They would run out of chicken.
That's what happened on E42nd street in New York. They ran out of chicken!!
I swear the apocolypse is on the horizon. Swine Flu. Aretha Franklin thinking she's some fashion trailblazer with her big ass bow. Lil' Kim thinking she can dance. *sigh
There was a one hour wait for people with thier Oprah coupons.
Shit..my co-workers even went!!!
Oprah... O.Win.... You didn't really think this was a good idea did you? Did you and Stedman get high after making sweet jungle love with Gail and you all 3 said...

"Let's give out some chicken...Black folks will go cuh-raaaay-zzzaaaay"

My favorite part is how she only gave away "grilled" chicken. Please.
You might as well have given out free watermelon as a dessert with a free shuckin' and jivin' lessons from Nipsey Russell.

Marilyn Monroe Would Kick LiLo in the Crotch!

So Lindsay Lohan did some photo shoot paying homage to M. Monroe. Really? Seriously? M.Roe was a thick ass bitch. Eat some chicken fingers and some fries before you start paying home Lilo. Now don't get me wrong I love Lindsay and her non-talent havin-ass..but damn.(Oh and look into a leave in conditioner for that wig. You look like you got that shit at Northland Mall)

Reggae In The City

It's another reggae after hours at Elements Gallery y'all. This time the theme is a short shorts party...or as some of my gentlemen friends like to call "coochie cutters" Sounds by Roots Rock and King Crispy. (I don't know why all these damn reggae parties have to fall on Saturdays before I have to take my momma to church! I always roll in from getting home at 5 am smelling like ganja and Appleton)

Coochie Cutter Diet.

Well since I have to wear some small ass shorts to this party, I have really gotten into the swing of things with my fitness routine. I've hit the gym pretty hard this week. I been on some mad squat and lunge type shit to get the booty poppin you dig? And I'm also taking yoga again.
And to put you up on game there is a yoga diet that you should follow if you do it.

1. No sugar
2. No caffeine
3. No fried foods
4. Minimal Starches
5. Shit ton of water
6. And you cannot eat within 2 hours of starting the class.

1. I have never wanted chocolate chip cookies more in my life than I do right now.
2. I am like a crack head when it comes to diet coke and I was out until 2:30 am so I am currently dieing a slow death
3. ALL of my work buddies went to KFC today. (Bitches)
4. I had a bagel the size of Montana this morning
5. The only water I've had today is in the form of sugar free kool aid
6. I eat all day, I don't know if I can go 2 hours without eating something. Seriously.

I should shut my mouth and get my Namaste on because this bitch is making me look bad.


Shit..When I'm 83 I just hope my grandchildren are stealing my cash and my prescription pills and I can control my bowel movements.

NOH WORRY CLASSIC BOM TRACK: Junior Reed

Oldie but a goodie.
Dis trock gits ree-ight dun ti di hyat of reggae.
Brrrrah.

NOH WORRY WEDNESDAY BOM TRACK!

This is my favorite reggae joint right now.

Mavado: "Never Believe You"

(He sings about his penis all the time. It's pretty funny)

Red & Mef "Ayo"

I didn't think I would like thier new stuff. I know I know. Judge it before I hear it. Shame on me. But whatever, rappers are fucking lazy as hell these days. But I like it. Peep the vid.




Fashion Commentary:

1. Are they trying to put the "Ayo" fitteds on the market? Really? They are pretty wack.
2. Why is Red's chain WAY longer the Mef's??
3. Is Red really sporting a Famous Stars and Straps Long Sleeve tee?
4. Why didn't the vixen change her outfit in this?
5. Why is the wedding dress off white?
6. Mef's scarf needs to be way bigger. Note to guys: If you are going to sport the scarf make sure it's an XL - a XXL. Make it hang. You don't want it to look like one of those small ass bolo ties. And for the record, I pay attention to the size of your scarf. Clear indication of other things. ;)

Feliz Cinco De Mayo Mi Gentes!!

I did it for St. Patrick's Day and I'm doing it for Cinco de Mayo...

Here are the things I love about Mexico and Mexicans. (Big shout out to illest Mexican this side of the San Andreas fault line...Dom G!) (Oh and a big whatup to my sexi-Mexi boyfriend Manny!!!!!!)

Cheech of Cheech and Chong. (Chong is a Canuk!)
(To be authentic, I picked a clip with Spanish sub titles! Ha! Big shouts to the 5 Mile High Club)



Now I can't remember if this about Mexicans, but I am just going to say that it was because this song changed my life as a youngster! Put me on the fast track to being bilingual!



This movie... I saw this movie at blockbuster when it first came out and was so offended by the title. But the trailer looks great!



TELEMUNDO!: This announcer makes this shit sound so amazing...I mean fffaaaTAStico!



Salma Hayek: She's got knockers like me.



Edward James Olmos: Stand and Deliver Bitch!



TASTEMAKER DETROIT SELECTION: XOCHIMILCO'S!!!!!!!!!!!! Their food is the shit!!!!!




Without Mexico would we have the comedic genius of the 3 Amigos? Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY!



The Movie: Once Upon A Time In Mexico. (I am not putting "The Mexican"...it was a gun...c'mon)



Old English Fonts, Low-Lows, Tattoos, Ray Bans, Mustaches and spanglish...



On a fashion tip! What I like to call "The Mexican Button Up". Only the top button son! But peep this pic from back in the day...this goes waaaaaaaay back!!



On 1 More Fashion Tip: The Mexican Baja Sweater. Made famous by none other than the Beverly Hills Bad Boy Dylan McKay!






And last but not least. Choloz Bitches. I love me a gangsta ass girl from LA.

News Break Part 2: 88-Keys (Death of Adam)

For the record I haven't been so happy with a music purchase in quite some time. <3

New Muse Tues

Just a list today.... go get 'em. Keep somebody in this fucking country with a job!

Arctic Monkeys: Live @ The Apollo (How ironic, the first people I list are from England. I'm an asshole)
A-Trak: Fabriclive.45
Chrisette Michele: Epiphany (She is coming to town with Musiq, Robin Thicke & Anthony Hamiliton. I need a hot date for this!)
Depeche Mode: The Lowdown
Fischerspooner: ENTERTAINMENT
Ella Fitzgerald: Sings Duke Ellington
Frank Sinatra: Live @ The Meadowlands
Game: I Run L.A. (Game you still record? Really? Last time I checked Antonio R. Villaraigosa ran L.A.)

(PS You should really look into re-uppin' that font treatment homeboy. Just sayin')



The Killers: The Killers: The Thin White Dukes
Lil' Boosie: Live @ The Seawall 2K
Ludacris/DTP: Strength In Numbers (Really?)
Bob Marley: African Herbsman
Michael McDonald: A Tribute to Motown (I AM SOOOO GETTING THIS. I LOVE ME SOME BLUE EYED SOUL)
New York Dolls: Cause I Sez So
Peaches: I Feel Cream
Next Day Air Soundtrack