New Muse Toos. (Stoopid Fresh Edition)

Lots of music coming out today. But in honor of Houseshoes' birthday celebration we must bring to light the most important release today.

"Dillanthology: J.Dilla's Productions for Various Artists" Cop that shit or migrate to another state. Here is the track listing:

1. The Pharcyde - Runnin'
2. Slum Village - Fall In Love
3. Common - The Light
4. Erykah Badu - Didn't Cha Know
5. De La Soul - Stakes Is High
6. Busta Rhymes - Show Me What You Got
7. The Roots - Dynamite
8. A.G. Feat. Aloe Blacc - Hip Hop Quotable
9. The Pharcyde - Drop
10. Amp Fiddler - I Believe In You
11. Steve Spacek - Dolla

Here is a list of other releases today.

"A-Yo" : Method Man (Rumor has it that Meth & Red are coming out with a Blackout 2. Not to sure how I feel about this one. I only listened to the one song where they were strutting around in the video connected by wires.)

Best of Tupac: Tupac. (Really? Don't we all own all of his music already? What was All Eyez On Me?)

"Boom Boom Pow" : Black Eyed Peas (Who knew Fergie took time off from being a Duchess to reconnect with the group that made her famous. No. Not Wild Orchid)

There is a lot of other stuff that came out today, but I really only feel like mentioning these. See you tonight at the TV Bar for Shoes' Bday. :)

Ladies. Guess who's kind of cute! Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. Who?

Seriously.

Since I don't have cable when I go to mom and pops crib I watch about 3 hours of television. I came across this video. I would highly recommend putting this on mute and fast forward to about a minute in....He's actually decent when he's not mean mugging with fronts from Sally Beauty Supply.

T.Pain (t = tooth)

This nimrod won't be eating any grammy awards anytime soon.

T.Pain was injured in a freak golf cart accident and lost four of his teeth.

That's what you get for driving a golf cart with a top hat, sunglasses and a straw synthesizer in your mouth.

Clown.

It's going to be a Krispy & Kremey Birthday Bash. Holla!!!

There will be DOZENS of people there so get in early!!!!!

Let Me Put You On Yacht Rock Game...

Since I mentioned the yacht rock vibe in the previous post, Let me put you on to the phenom that is yacht rock... This guy I used to awkwardly make out with put me on to these clips...

Want to know the true story of Michael McDonald X Kenny Loggins x Nate Dogg???

Kanye X Louis

If I was kicking it with Christopher Cross and I was a dude, I'd sport these....



Can he just make some women's shoes and get it over with????

Oh and does anyone know if the Air Yeezy's are street legal yet? There has been so much damn hype over these things for over a year and I haven't seen anybody wear them by Ye, Common and Kid Cudi. (Which is pronounced "Cuddy"...like "Buddy")

Let's talk about my cleavage.

Well friends, I have a confession to make. Well a few confessions to make actually.

1. I have been arguing with AT&T all day about my bill. They say I owe them $80. I owe them $40. They shut me down. They can crawl inside my birthing canal and kiss my ass from the inside out. Bitches. BrightHouse here I come. I have to sit in the library like a nerd and do this blog. I wouldn't be a nerd if I had actual studying to do. But I graduated college eons ago.

***sorry for the vulgarites****

2. My second confession to you is that I, Adrienne Williams have large breasts. I am a small lady with large knockers. Which means that they get looked at, grabbed, talked about, motorboated, framed, adored, etc.

This leads me to my new favorite brand of clothing.

Wait for it....

Wait for it...

Yes that's right... "Two In The Shirt" aka T.I.T.S. (How great is that??????)

This is the best shit I've seen in a while. It's got urban flair with a big 'ol helping of raunch! And they make girls clothes too!!!

This is how T.I.T.S. describes themselves....


"Two In The Shirt is a fresh new company with a focus on bringing tastefully provocative clothing to the forefront of fashion. The name 'Two In the Shirt' is derived from the acronym T.I.T.S., which is quite fitting considering the nature of the clothing itself.

T.I.T.S. merchandise consists of men's and women's apparel printed with original designs. Each design showcases classy prints of nude or nearly nude women.

"Like a training bra, support T.I.T.S."

God bless America....Shirts and art dedicated to the over abundance of what my biology prof called "sexy fat" in college.

Here are some of my favorite pieces...






check out www.shoptits.com (They have some ill graf on the site too!)

My B'More Bredren...Tabi Bonney

This video is decadent and full of lavishness. Just how I like. Pure luxuriation! If you don't know about Tabi, this dude is ill. I dig his style. Definitely not your average rapper. Peep the vid for "The Rich Kids"

Burn Rubber on Hypebeast

My boy Ro and play cousin Rick get it in big time on Hype Beast with the new Casio X BR collabo.

Peep the write up. (Copy and Paste)

http://hypebeast.com/2009/03/burn-rubber-x-casio-g-shock-dw-5600/

This is quintessentially the reason I love music.