Monday, June 22, 2009
Hot Mess Monday: 2
Ok so Common is dating Serena Williams.
Does anyone else find this odd?
What in the hell do they do for foreplay? Play basketball barefoot in Harlem with a medicine ball and chain nets?
Com... You should maybe check under the hood on this one!
For real!
Does anyone else find this odd?
What in the hell do they do for foreplay? Play basketball barefoot in Harlem with a medicine ball and chain nets?
Com... You should maybe check under the hood on this one!
For real!
Hot Mess Monday: Video Edition
Diamond from Crime Mobb..."Sicknan"
Big shout out to the Wachovia building in the background and the intern who learned how to use photoshop and put "Boi" throughout the whole thing.
*smh
Big shout out to the Wachovia building in the background and the intern who learned how to use photoshop and put "Boi" throughout the whole thing.
*smh
"Girls respect a dude with a nice pair of kicks and a little bit of splash" -Jim Jones
"...The eh eh with the eh with a little bit of sah sah"
I love you James. (Wait for his take on the Air Yeezy's. ha!)
I love you James. (Wait for his take on the Air Yeezy's. ha!)
Buff 1 Feat. Ab: "Real Appeal" Video
Ab is soo sooo sick on keys.
Buff...nice work kid.
Jackson Perry...Nice directorial debut
Shout out to A.Side Worldwide.
Buff...nice work kid.
Jackson Perry...Nice directorial debut
Shout out to A.Side Worldwide.
Totally geeked over this guy right here.
Ryan Leslie. I'm not saying anything else. He just gets my vote. In case you missed my facebook post. Peep this....
Monday, June 15, 2009
Krogering Revisited.
This is a personal blog today.
I am feeling mad lazy. I was supposed to go to the gym today. You know to kick the Sin City diet in high gear. But nope! Not today. I'm not telling you what's new, what's crackin', nothing. Just telling you another Kroger story.
So I went grocery shopping today. Now if you track my blogs you will see how long ago I went grocery shopping. A LONG TIME AGO! I have been living off of McDonald's cheeseburgers and Chocolate Milk because I just don't feel like grocery shopping. I hate it. I used to love it. I just hate it now. But then it dawned on me. It's not just because I'm lazy! It's because it seems as though I have a traumatic experience every time I go.
Today was no mother fucking exception to the rule.
The last time I went I had a sexual experience in the frozen food aisle. Click THIS LINK if you haven't read it.
Well this time I was hit on by what could have easily have been my dad's twin brother. Please hire the DJ for my funeral because I am about to have a stroke just thinking about this again. Instead of giving you a long paragraph. I will give you the screen play.
*Enter Kroger left: Adrienne Williams a not so young, yet fresh looking nubile from Farmington Hills by way of Canton by way of Washington D.C. Adrienne shops for her monthly necesseties, toothpaste, bbq sauce, cookies, etc.
*Meat section (of course. and im not making this up) Old black man gives her the old black man eye.
*She shakes it off and keeps it moving
*Powdered drink aisle. She's buying sugar free kool-aid. Old man is in the aisle. Wrong aisle. Looking for Metamucil.
Old Man: "hello"
Adrienne: "Hiiii-yeeeee"
*Adrienne keeps it moving now looking for fruit punch. Can't find it because everything has lemons and bananas in it!! fuck!
*Next aisle. The most ghetto couple on planet earth is arguing about chocolate sauce. Wife is missing teeth.
Husband: (Grabs wife's arm) C'mon now bitch...git on. (I'm not kidding)
Old Man: C'mon you two...no arguing in Kroger
Adrienne: (mistake 1) Yea! I don't have time for this shit. My milk is getting warm and you two are in my way. You heard the man...git on.
Old Man: psss. psss. psss. miss? miiiss? miiiiiiiiss?
*Adrienne turns and looks (mistake 2)
Old Man: ( Blinking like he is teleporting back to 1957) "Hello miss. ummm Ummm. How old are you if you don't mind me asking?"
Adrienne (mistake 3): I'm 29. (Fuck! Why didn't I say 17????)
Old Man: (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!): ooo. ooo. hmmmm. eeesssh. aaaa...ooo. wow. 29. boy I don't know. That's kind of young"
PAUSE
Old Man: BUT I'M STILL INTERESTED yeh -he he he.
Adrienne: Ummmm. o um. No thanks dad er I mean sir. But thank you!
Old Man: You are welcome you foxy little thang.
*fuck my life.
O I forgot to mention that I saw this fine as man walk the aisles. I said
"HAAAAAAAAAY BOO!" to MYSELF ass I was checking him out. Who knew the motherfucker had sonar hearing and turned around and shot me the grimiest look and said on his cell phone "I think some girl just say 'hey boo' at me"
*fuck my life x 2
I am feeling mad lazy. I was supposed to go to the gym today. You know to kick the Sin City diet in high gear. But nope! Not today. I'm not telling you what's new, what's crackin', nothing. Just telling you another Kroger story.
So I went grocery shopping today. Now if you track my blogs you will see how long ago I went grocery shopping. A LONG TIME AGO! I have been living off of McDonald's cheeseburgers and Chocolate Milk because I just don't feel like grocery shopping. I hate it. I used to love it. I just hate it now. But then it dawned on me. It's not just because I'm lazy! It's because it seems as though I have a traumatic experience every time I go.
Today was no mother fucking exception to the rule.
The last time I went I had a sexual experience in the frozen food aisle. Click THIS LINK if you haven't read it.
Well this time I was hit on by what could have easily have been my dad's twin brother. Please hire the DJ for my funeral because I am about to have a stroke just thinking about this again. Instead of giving you a long paragraph. I will give you the screen play.
*Enter Kroger left: Adrienne Williams a not so young, yet fresh looking nubile from Farmington Hills by way of Canton by way of Washington D.C. Adrienne shops for her monthly necesseties, toothpaste, bbq sauce, cookies, etc.
*Meat section (of course. and im not making this up) Old black man gives her the old black man eye.
*She shakes it off and keeps it moving
*Powdered drink aisle. She's buying sugar free kool-aid. Old man is in the aisle. Wrong aisle. Looking for Metamucil.
Old Man: "hello"
Adrienne: "Hiiii-yeeeee"
*Adrienne keeps it moving now looking for fruit punch. Can't find it because everything has lemons and bananas in it!! fuck!
*Next aisle. The most ghetto couple on planet earth is arguing about chocolate sauce. Wife is missing teeth.
Husband: (Grabs wife's arm) C'mon now bitch...git on. (I'm not kidding)
Old Man: C'mon you two...no arguing in Kroger
Adrienne: (mistake 1) Yea! I don't have time for this shit. My milk is getting warm and you two are in my way. You heard the man...git on.
Old Man: psss. psss. psss. miss? miiiss? miiiiiiiiss?
*Adrienne turns and looks (mistake 2)
Old Man: ( Blinking like he is teleporting back to 1957) "Hello miss. ummm Ummm. How old are you if you don't mind me asking?"
Adrienne (mistake 3): I'm 29. (Fuck! Why didn't I say 17????)
Old Man: (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!): ooo. ooo. hmmmm. eeesssh. aaaa...ooo. wow. 29. boy I don't know. That's kind of young"
PAUSE
Old Man: BUT I'M STILL INTERESTED yeh -he he he.
Adrienne: Ummmm. o um. No thanks dad er I mean sir. But thank you!
Old Man: You are welcome you foxy little thang.
*fuck my life.
O I forgot to mention that I saw this fine as man walk the aisles. I said
"HAAAAAAAAAY BOO!" to MYSELF ass I was checking him out. Who knew the motherfucker had sonar hearing and turned around and shot me the grimiest look and said on his cell phone "I think some girl just say 'hey boo' at me"
*fuck my life x 2
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Fuck Guitar Hero and the Amplifier It Rode In On!!!!
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING DJ HERO!!!!!!!!!
Birthday present for me please!!!!
Birthday present for me please!!!!
House Shoes 2. Charles Hamilton 0.
Well the Sergeant At Arms of the Detroit Tastemakers League merks Charles Hamilton again! But instead of being on Twitter, he puts the whole situation on blast at Hip Hop Official
LMAO @ "Sonic is Dead"
I <3 my big brother!
LMAO @ "Sonic is Dead"
I <3 my big brother!
Detroit Tastemakers League: Sneaker Heads.
See my homeboys Blackout, Teko, AZ & Dubb explain the essence of tastemaking when it comes to sneaker selections ----> Real Detroit Weekly
Pick up a copy at your favorite spot today! I will autograph it for you!
Photos Courtesy of: Detroit Tastemakers League.
Clipse New Single "I'm Good" from Forthcoming "The Casket Drops"
Pharrell is as refreshing as an ice cold blue raspberry Slurpee on a hot summer's day, but the Clipse? Eh. This sounds like a knock off of Jeezy and Plies if you ask me.
But judge for yourself. You can download the track here ------->Say Thank You Complex!
Deeper Than Your Average: 10 Deep Summer Look Book
This Summer 10 Deep is all about liquid courage. Paying homage to brewski's and stiff drinks that keep us hydrated and then dehydrated during the summer months.
I0 Deep is one of my favorite brands and their Look Book is fun to watch. (Except for slide 14, which reminds me of my doucher ex boyfriend)
I'm a little disappointed there aren't more pieces for women, but it's still dope nonetheless.
Click Here to peep--------->10Deep
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Noh Worry Wednesday: Bonus BOM Track. (MC Lyte)
MC Lyte?
Brrrrra.
Peep this video.
Reggae spin on a classically produced hip hop joint paying homage to Brooklyn. (Hip Hop standard = Rep yo' hood)
I want every jacket in this video. And if I were a rapper, I think this is exactly what I would do and what I would look like. ha!
Brrrrra.
Peep this video.
Reggae spin on a classically produced hip hop joint paying homage to Brooklyn. (Hip Hop standard = Rep yo' hood)
I want every jacket in this video. And if I were a rapper, I think this is exactly what I would do and what I would look like. ha!
Noh Worry Wednesday: MAJOR LAZER! (6/16/09)
This Noh Worry Wednesday is all about Major Lazer!
This is fyah bran fiyah bran fiyah bran new!
A sizzlin' production collabo with Diplo and Switch. (If you don't know who they are...these 2 gave you M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes"*
Major Lazer is a Jamaican commando who lost his arm in the top secret Zombie battle of 1984. His arm is now a lazer and seeks to destroy all zombies for the sake of mankind. He gets down with the dancehall and is rumored to have a rocket powered skateboard. Not only is he saving lives he will be burning up your damn speakers.
This is the new crossover sound of dancehall/reggae.
The debut album: "Guns Don't Kill People. Lazers Do" is set to release next Tuesday. This is sure to be a classic as it was recorded in Jamaica at Tuff Gong Studios. (DTML will provide a COMPLETE album review)
Features include: Santogold, Vybez Kartel, Ward 21, Busy Signal, Nina Skye, Mr. Vegas.
You can stream the entire album here----->ZUMBIE
I was a little confused when my boy Kenny W. (MyGodComplex) put me on to this and I heard Andy Milinokis on the track, but the shit is crack trust me. Santogold gets busy with Major Lazer and to hear the sick sick sick track "Cashflow" featuring Jahdhan Blakkamoore click here -------->FADER MAG
Just because we at the Detroit Taste Makers League like to dig down dip and give you the goods you are too lazy find for yourself, here are the first two videos from the album.
"Hold The Line" feat. Santogold (This song & vid give you the motherfucking business!!!)
"Zumbie" feat. Andy Milinokis** (Weird...but funny. The beat is crazy)
*Because I am obsessed with Mayer Hawthorne...he does a rendition of this song live at his show. AMAZING!!
**I am inviting Andy to the next dancehall party that I go to. Who knew??
Lady Gaga x Kanye West Tour
I don't really get it, but oh well.
Look at how Whoopi looks so pissed throughout this whole thing.
And how Barbara Wah-Wah looks all hot and bothered! But in the interview he does a little freestyle, sings a little bit, shows off his Air Yeezy's (Which look like a Moon Boot in Whoop's hand), talks about his mama and talks about Barbara Walters in her bra and panties. He also announces a co-headlining tour with Lady Gaga. (Who by the way is growing on me like mildew in a humid shower. It's ugly, but it's happening & you can't stop it.)
Video Courtesy of: Rap Radar
Yea...The Fray's cover of this song is amazing!!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Hammer Pants Invade Skinny Jeans Store In L.A.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!! (I cried!)
(This video is dedicated to my homies who hate skinny jeans!)
..and just for old time's sake...
(I totally had no clue James Brown was in this. O and Hammer...please don't hurt 'em with the banana hammock, booties and white socks)
Houseshoes vs. Charles Hamilton
Ding!
Check out 'Shoes merkin' this doucher on twitter....<----click here
O! And for the record I liked "Brooklyn Girls" for like a week before I saw how much of a bitch this pussycat is. Please get off Detroit's nuts.
Bitch Cam (See Below)
Tribe Silver Hands Watch.
Jiminy Christmas....This watch x the kicks x the T?
Lemme find a dude laced up in that fit....You will find the next Mr. Williams
Available at: karmaloop.com
Lemme find a dude laced up in that fit....You will find the next Mr. Williams
Available at: karmaloop.com
New Muse Tues: MOSt DEFinitely!
I'm not mad at Mos for this one. Mos Def's 4th studio release: "The Ecstatic" is out in stores today. I've been listening to it for about 24 hours now and I can't stop listening to it. With minimal features including Slick Rick (so dope!) and Talib Kweli (Blackstarsayswhat?) this gets 5 out 5 cupcakes from the Detroit Tastemaker's League.
I'm not sure who long it will last but to get the whole album on the cheapy cheap, click here---------> "The Ecstatic"
(By cheap I mean $4)
Check out the Vid for "Casa Bey" (This is why he is in my Top 5 MCs)
*For the record, 2 of the tracks listed on "The Ecstatic" are originally from his 3rd album "True Magic"
I'm not sure who long it will last but to get the whole album on the cheapy cheap, click here---------> "The Ecstatic"
(By cheap I mean $4)
Check out the Vid for "Casa Bey" (This is why he is in my Top 5 MCs)
*For the record, 2 of the tracks listed on "The Ecstatic" are originally from his 3rd album "True Magic"
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
3 of my favorite things in life are as follows:
Cupcakes
Photography
Labels
What you will see below is the trifecta! Still photography of of high end cupcakes. I don't know if these are real or not but I love to sink my teeth into some Gucci cupcakes. I only know one man who could make this happen for me.
Shots taken by: Therese Aldgarde
I saw these images on the Married to the Mob blog and I almost imploded!
Booby Cupcakes (Agent Provocateuer)
I'm coppin some of this gear in Vegas!
Cutie Pie Cupcakes (Betsey Johnson)
Classy Cupakes (Chanel)
Carman Harlan would love these I bet!
Hot Steppin' Cupcakes (Christian Louboutin)
I love that they give homage to the red bottoms w/ red velvet cake!
Last but not least...my favorite!!!
Label-Whore Cupcakes (Louis V!)
O MY GOD...If a man bought these for me...I would ask him to impregnate me instantly!
...if only there was a Gucci cupcake!
Cupcakes
Photography
Labels
What you will see below is the trifecta! Still photography of of high end cupcakes. I don't know if these are real or not but I love to sink my teeth into some Gucci cupcakes. I only know one man who could make this happen for me.
Shots taken by: Therese Aldgarde
I saw these images on the Married to the Mob blog and I almost imploded!
Booby Cupcakes (Agent Provocateuer)
I'm coppin some of this gear in Vegas!
Cutie Pie Cupcakes (Betsey Johnson)
Classy Cupakes (Chanel)
Carman Harlan would love these I bet!
Hot Steppin' Cupcakes (Christian Louboutin)
I love that they give homage to the red bottoms w/ red velvet cake!
Last but not least...my favorite!!!
Label-Whore Cupcakes (Louis V!)
O MY GOD...If a man bought these for me...I would ask him to impregnate me instantly!
...if only there was a Gucci cupcake!
For My Dirty 30...Get Me A Cake Shaped Like a Nike Shoe Box
Kanyeezy had his birthday the other day. At his birthday party, he got an Air Yeezy cake! That's pretty cool. For my dirty 30...whoever is planning my surprise party. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) I would like a cake shaped like a Nike shoe box...partially openend. Thanks!
Peep the pics that were posted on Heartbreak Drake's blog
Apparently it was pretty tasty! (For those taking notes, I hate chocolate cake)
But!! Check out my boy Willie's bday cake from a few years ago. This is pretty fresh too.
Peep the pics that were posted on Heartbreak Drake's blog
Apparently it was pretty tasty! (For those taking notes, I hate chocolate cake)
But!! Check out my boy Willie's bday cake from a few years ago. This is pretty fresh too.
Monday, June 8, 2009
kanYe West : Blog : BIG SEAN "GLENWOOD" (FEAT. KANYE WEST)
Peep the new track with Detroit's own Big Sean and Kanye West
CLICK HERE-------->kanYe West : Blog : BIG SEAN "GLENWOOD" (FEAT. KANYE WEST)
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CLICK HERE-------->kanYe West : Blog : BIG SEAN "GLENWOOD" (FEAT. KANYE WEST)
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NEW MAYER HAWTHORNE SCENE!!!
You ever watch those old Ed Sullivan shows where the girls go crazy for the Beatles? Elvis?
Well that's pretty much how I feel about Mayer Hawthorne and the County. Peep this Video.
I love you Mayer Hawthorne
Well that's pretty much how I feel about Mayer Hawthorne and the County. Peep this Video.
I love you Mayer Hawthorne
Seperated @ Birth
Kid Cudi x Jean Michel Basquiat
Murs...is prolly a distant cuz or some shit!
With Saul Williams being his long lost sibling...
Murs...is prolly a distant cuz or some shit!
With Saul Williams being his long lost sibling...
Jim Jones x Adrienne x Mos Def
My boo is at it again! But this time your girl may get caught up in a love triangle.
We all know how I feel about my bustit baby...Jim Jones. But did you know about the long term "relationship" I have had with Mos Def for the past 10 years?
Well it seems as though my boos were working together in a jam session with the Black Keys??? I don't understand it. But the more music doesn't make sense, the better it usually is. Gnarls Barkley? Kanye West? Bjork?
The DTML will post a link to the jam session leak as soon as we find one.
Source: Prefixmag.com
Cougar Prey: July 18 @ Royal Oak Music Theatre
Cougar Prey of the Week: Asher Roth
Live @ The Royal Oak Music Theatre with Kid Cudi and 88 Keys. I'm there!
Rumor has it that Asher will be doing an in-store at Burn Rubber in Royal Oak that day. DTML will keep you posted. But there are tickets available for sale at the store.
Live @ The Royal Oak Music Theatre with Kid Cudi and 88 Keys. I'm there!
Rumor has it that Asher will be doing an in-store at Burn Rubber in Royal Oak that day. DTML will keep you posted. But there are tickets available for sale at the store.
Pause 2: Boyfriend #2
Omarion & Chris Breezy @ Pleasure P's album release party.
They are in Miami Bitch.
...but what's with the minimal comfort zone in this pic??? And why is Breezy caressing the baby making tube?
And why is pleasure p getting so much play for writing a song about being some girl's sex bitch? Wack.
pause.
They are in Miami Bitch.
...but what's with the minimal comfort zone in this pic??? And why is Breezy caressing the baby making tube?
And why is pleasure p getting so much play for writing a song about being some girl's sex bitch? Wack.
pause.
Hot Mess Monday: Hot Mess Couple Alert
Christina Milian & The Dream. (Courtesy of Concrete Loop)
Engaged.
Looking horrible.
His shirt is tighter than hers. Her hair is ree-dick. I saw her about a year and a half ago on Melrose and she was really cute. Girl crush null and void.
Engaged.
Looking horrible.
His shirt is tighter than hers. Her hair is ree-dick. I saw her about a year and a half ago on Melrose and she was really cute. Girl crush null and void.
America's Next Top Monday: Red Wing Edition
I do not like hockey.
As a matter of fact I hate hockey.
But what I hate even more is hockey fashion.
These oversized monstraseties are meant to be worn over several pounds of protective hockey gear. Not simply over your "Faded Glory" jeans and your busted Avia sneakers.
*smh
A Red Wings hat? ok
A Red Wings T-Shirt? I'm ok with that
A complete Red Wings ensemble? Burn your closet down to ashes.
If I die and someone suggest putting me in a red wings jersey...just poke thier eyes out.
I like baseball fitteds.
I like basketball inspired tees.
Hockey...not so much...until TODAY.
Revive in Birmingham has the illest Detroit Red Wings tees EVER!!!
If this came in small sizes I'd sport it.
so on that note...ummmmm
go wings. :/ (Not that I don't support my city, I am just really fucking bitter abou the Pistons)
As a matter of fact I hate hockey.
But what I hate even more is hockey fashion.
These oversized monstraseties are meant to be worn over several pounds of protective hockey gear. Not simply over your "Faded Glory" jeans and your busted Avia sneakers.
*smh
A Red Wings hat? ok
A Red Wings T-Shirt? I'm ok with that
A complete Red Wings ensemble? Burn your closet down to ashes.
If I die and someone suggest putting me in a red wings jersey...just poke thier eyes out.
I like baseball fitteds.
I like basketball inspired tees.
Hockey...not so much...until TODAY.
Revive in Birmingham has the illest Detroit Red Wings tees EVER!!!
If this came in small sizes I'd sport it.
so on that note...ummmmm
go wings. :/ (Not that I don't support my city, I am just really fucking bitter abou the Pistons)
Bill Killed In Kinky Kung Fu Kloset
O man. David Carradine died on Friday in a Bangkok. A hotel maid found him hanging in a closet nude. Apparently Mr. Kung Fu enjoyed that freaky lose-your-breath-hold your-orgasm-for-as-long-as-you-can-type-shit. They think it's suicide but I think he might have just been getting a little greedy.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
In Honor of Brothers Lost.
One of my very good friends lost her brother this weekend. We had just spoken about what it was like to lose her father not too long ago and how I lost my brother not even two years ago.
These vids are in honor of Lindsay's big brother Jeff and my big brother Danny.
Jeff your mom and sisters will miss you.
Danny I love you forever!
Big brothers are priceless...
Kanye West - Big Brother - Music Video - Graduation - The most amazing home videos are here
Jeff's Favorite...
Danny's Favorite...
Me & My Bros Jam!!!!
These vids are in honor of Lindsay's big brother Jeff and my big brother Danny.
Jeff your mom and sisters will miss you.
Danny I love you forever!
Big brothers are priceless...
Kanye West - Big Brother - Music Video - Graduation - The most amazing home videos are here
Jeff's Favorite...
Danny's Favorite...
Me & My Bros Jam!!!!
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