The title of this entry may seem kind of odd. It may seem vague. It's almost as if I'm leading you to a point. Yes I am. The point is this, self-ignorance is bliss. I just celebrated my 30th birthday and as soon as the clock struck midnight on September 7th, the shit hit the fan. Last Wednesday I went to the mall. My co-workers got me a gift certificate to Foot Locker so I went a little buckw wild all over the mall. I made my way to Foot Locker and talked to the guys in the store. I was looking for some kicks, shirts, jackets, basically whatever I could get my hands on. For some odd reason we got on the subject of my age. O I remember. People feel it is their inalieble right to challenge me on my knowledge of things. Here's an example.
Exhibit A: Whenever and I mean WHENEVER I go to a club, and I decide to dance there is always someone there to challenge me.
See photo below. (This is not staged. I was in Las Vegas, and this guy would not stop trying to battle me. I feel like I am living in the movie West Side Story sometimes)
Back to my age.
I made a remark to the guy about rap. Something old, I don't remember exactly what it was. But he says "What do you know about that? You're too young to know about that!"
I roll eyes and think to myself: "Okay buddy, let's do this dance"
A: "How old do you think I am"
Foot Locker Dude: "I own no. Like 22?"
A: *raises thumb in the air"
Foot Locker Dude 2: "24!"
A: *raises thumb in the air"
Foot Locker Dude 1: "What? Like 29?"
A: "I'm 30 God damnit! I'm 30"
Foot Locker Dudes: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Foot Locker Dude 1: "You don't look like you're 30. Comin' in here talkin' about hip hop and wearing Jordans and shit."
A: "Well I am God damnit. Peace! I'm out!"
Here's my point. You don't know something is wrong with you until someone points it out. For instance, when I was a kid and I had a zit, my dad would ALWAYS point it out . I never thought it was bad until he would go "MAN AGE! That bump on your face is HUGE!"
Basically, I didn't realize that being single at 30 was a big deal, until I logged into my facebook account this morning and saw this shit...
I think Facebook is ran by mother-in-laws, gynecoligists, and old women from New York City and the writers of Sex and The City. This shit is so depressing it's unbelievable. I mean it's one thing to see trailers for stupid movies, get pop ups for porn sites, or clicking on bouncing Obama heads. But this this self-esteem shattering nonsense is ridiculous. Can't I see something else while I'm FB stalking guys besides a reminder that I'm single, 30 and FB stalking?? Is that so difficult to ask?
I will keep you posted as to what other ads the Facebook gshtapo throws at me.
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