Thursday, May 7, 2009

Oprah Has Set Black Folk Back about 40 years.


Oprah gave out a coupon for free chicken?
What the fuck do you think would happen when black people found out about this shit?
Oh yes. They would run out of chicken.
That's what happened on E42nd street in New York. They ran out of chicken!!
I swear the apocolypse is on the horizon. Swine Flu. Aretha Franklin thinking she's some fashion trailblazer with her big ass bow. Lil' Kim thinking she can dance. *sigh
There was a one hour wait for people with thier Oprah coupons.
Shit..my co-workers even went!!!
Oprah... O.Win.... You didn't really think this was a good idea did you? Did you and Stedman get high after making sweet jungle love with Gail and you all 3 said...

"Let's give out some chicken...Black folks will go cuh-raaaay-zzzaaaay"

My favorite part is how she only gave away "grilled" chicken. Please.
You might as well have given out free watermelon as a dessert with a free shuckin' and jivin' lessons from Nipsey Russell.

1 comment:

  1. For the record, the line was out the door at KFC today. Totally ridiculous. I bet Oprah isn't asking KFC for a cut of the money this thing brings in...she's no Aretha Low-Life Franklin.

    ReplyDelete