"Giving Him Something He Can Feel"

Ladies...
Are you tired of songs from Beyonce like "Freak 'Em Dress" because you only own 1 green dress from Old Navy?
Are you tired of Danity Kane singing about being a "Show Stopper" because the only show you stopped was an episode of the Golden Girls to get up and pee? Can't get a man to look your way? Well I have the solution.... LIQUID LEGGINGS!
Man! Guys love these things! Phrases you will hear..."WHAT are you wearing girl?""OH MY GOD...You don't have pants on! That is so hot""Can I touch them?" (Be forewarned...when this question is posed, there will be a hand on your leg by the time "touch" comes out of their mouth.)

"You can get yourself a rapper, an NBA player...at least a dude with a car..."

Fergie's doin' it. I'm doin' it! (You can cop them at the mall on the cheap...)